SCENE – A typical suburban home, specifically the messy bedroom of a teenage boy.
Said adolescent is lying on his bed engaged with his smartphone.
MOM (wrinkled nose.)
Eww . . . It smells like rotting flesh in here.
TEEN (eye roll.)
Mom raises an aerosol can and sprays it about the room.
What is that?
It’s brand-new Zombie-Off, the first and only room deodorizer designed to handle the fetid emanations of the hulking undead.
If you have teenagers in your home, you might just have a zombie problem. Yes, kids love those lurching ne’er-do-wells, but parents don’t love those odors.
MONTAGE of various zombies maiming and eating people.
Made with the latest scent technologies, Zombie-Off provides upto 48 hours of undead-odor-eating power. It’ll zap that morbid stink leaving behind only a noseful of cleanliness and a fresh lemon scent.
CLOSE-UP of Mom taking a deep, blissful breath.
She holds the aerosol can up at chest-level in a presentation pose.
MOM (directly to camera.)
I use new Zombie-Off. Because death stinks.